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I didn’t know she drank water before she spat it out so I thought that was all saliva 💀
In that first one, were we supposed to think that she was drinking the saliva through a straw? Because it took me a minute. You know. To realize that that was not the case.
jarvis is slowly losing his mind watching these videos and we’re all here to witness it 😭
there is definitely a cut we’re missing where she totally offed that man with a freshly sharpened axe.
i think the shoe heater thing is for when your shoes get wet and need them to be dry the next day. way back when, when our fridge still had those iron coil things in the back, and our shoes were wet from a rainy day, we’d put them back there and hope they’d be dry in the morning haha
Jarvis learning about the many slippers of an asian home. some bathrooms are like a shower room so the floor gets wet, so plastic slippers. and slippers for yourself and your guests + comfy outdoor slippers for yourself and guests
The video being reversed could either be for copyright or they might just cycle these videos. TikTok is pretty stringent when it comes to reposting your own content, where it will sometimes remove your videos for spamming if you post them more than once- particularly if they got views the first time. This account might just be stealing successful videos and reposting them repeatedly to try to farm as many views as possible.
I might be crazy but I’m pretty sure whetstones aren’t just wet stones
This feels like someone made a short video where they get out of bed without waking their husband and then the challenge is to make another video but adding something new each time. So, the next thing they added was sharpening axes, then opening boxes, another one added the slippers and so on and so forth, until one day we have a feature-length film of this.
Idk if the mom cutting her hair with the kid is a reference but it reminded me of the “cut-sleeve” saying. Basically theres this saying in China originated from one time when Emperor Ai and Dong Xian were taking a nap together, the emperor upon finding Dong sleeping on his sleeve, and having been called to a meeting while lying with his lover, cut off his sleeve rather than stir the guy from his sleep.
So it’s basically seen as like a love act.
Its so relatable when your child falls asleep and you have to *change your identity and sharpen your axe that you had hidden from the child…then proceed to open the packages from my horrible buying addiction* It’s so relatable!!
I guarantee there’s someone out there who knows exactly what’s going on with these sleeping husband videos and they’re watching this like “lol Jarvis doesn’t even know about axetok”
i feel like one of the most unsettling things about these tiktoks is just the dead silent room noise as they cut and clang and assemble things.
i’ve never felt the absence of generic upbeat copyright free music so strongly until now
So I’ve made it to the “emotional support wig” portion of the video and I’m left wondering 1. why didn’t she just take the wig off if she was just going to hang it on the wall anyway and 2. why did the axe need to be refrigerated?
I know that I’m definitely overthinking it but… 🤷🏾♀️😂
My theory is that she’s stuck in a timeloop and she’s trying to communicate that to us. Explains everything.
The soft, dejected way you said “and then she puts the slippers on it…” absolutely killed me
Wait, so you guys don’t have a fridge ax? I thought everyone had one. I remember playing with my mom’s nap wig in my box fort as a child while she sharpen ours as a child.
it’s bothering me so i have to point it out, in the video where the mom cuts her hair cause her baby’s holding it, when she’s using that portable washing machine, she pours a SK-II product into it and that’s a skincare brand. she poured skincare into her portable washer instead of laundry detergent.
the fact that none of these videos had fake mice or piles of cash in random places lets me know that I’m apparently watching a way more niche version of this kind of video – but this is also my favorite genre of tiktok
i have a few theories 🤔
1. I think these are probably being taken from the douyin app, and being reposted here on random drop ship accounts, but the op accounts are too small to seek out copyright striking any of them
2. in asian countries/households it’s common to keep slippers for guests so they dont wear shoes in your house but still have shoes to wear around
3. i think the whole sleeping husband storyline is because they dont want the husband to know how much they bought
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4. sleeing child theory is that they wait to do house cleaning until child is asleep to be uninterrupted
the fact that she sharpens an axe (or cleaver) in every one of them and then immediately starts cleaning is so ominous
the axe sharpening could be symbolic for her being prepared/doing preparations, theres this story about a guy who had two sons and gave them each a blunt axe and go chop as much wood as they can. one goes out and starts chopping wood right away while the other takes the time to sharpen his axe first and ends up chopping more wood in less time due to his preparation. so her installing all these gadgets and getting all the work done while the family is asleep makes her prepared and lets her get tasks done quicker later on. just a theory tho
They are an art project, illuminating the futility of the role of the housewife. The axe represents the fine line between buying things to fill the hole in one’s life and hacking one’s family to death. A whole new meaning to “shop ‘til you drop.”