TikTok Knows Nothing about Girls

Chad Chad has graced us with her presence once more

6:06 “if girls learn to read, their ovaries will turn to raisins” as a girl, I can confirm that Chad’s statement is 110% scientifically accurate

Guys, here are some tips for talking to girls, like real ones.

– If she says “why are you in my house?” She’s so attracted to you.
– if she’s screaming running away from you, she’s probably just scared to talk to you.
-When she says “I have a boyfriend” or “im gay” that means she’s in love with you.
Hope this helps!

”they take so long to shower because girls have a whole routine in there”

is an odd way of saying girls use soap

Side note; where did the “girls blocking people/their significant other when they’re mad” thing even come from? I’ve literally only ever blocked someone on social media if they were a creep or an opp or a nosy ex. Anything else is just petty.

I am so tired of this gender expectations and I started to develop a prejudice against people who live on such tendencies. Its just a distaste for me

as a woman, i’m so glad that men are speaking my truth and telling the world facts about me because they know my experiences 🤭🫶

So happy this channel popped up in my feed. The brand of humor is so on point and I can’t stop watching the videos. Thanks for making my day better Chad Chad!

It’s crazy to think that these “girl facts” have been circulating for so many years, I’m 23 now but I remember being 11 and seeing this shit on the early versions of insta or tumblr 😭 the girl facts will forever haunt me

as a dancer AND a girl, I have to say that 90% of my choreographing gets done in the shower

As part of the female fandom, I will say that I thoroughly enjoy being tied up, thrown into the back of a van, threatened, going to another country, changing my identity, and falling madly in love with my kidnapper as they open up and tell me that they’re the secret love child of a rich ceo

the depression thing is partially true, but it’s true for all genders. Some research points to depression affecting short-term memory, but it doesn’t just wipe out chunks of your memory amnesia-style. I remember reading something from a researcher trying to study the phenomenon, and their research kept getting interrupted by of the number of people who would forget to come to the scheduled memory tests

One of your best videos.
I love that you’re not afraid to grab the low hanging fruit and spit out some terrible jokes with conviction. It’s blended nicely with more clever jokes and all of them have me chuckling on some level. I goofy laughed when you hit the “G-L-A “ haha

I used to date a girl who sent me a “key” that included things she would text and what they actually meant. She got quite upset when I asked her why she couldn’t just say how she felt because it wasn’t “that easy”

As a Martian who has recently moved to Earth, I find these videos extremely helpful. I have learned so much about the human female condition! I always thought that human females and males were pretty much the same thing, but now I see how insensitive I was to think that. Girls run on entirely different software. I finally understand it now.