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“All of these men with beards look like me when I was younger”
The logic behind the premise of this game is incredibly twisted and complicated but it makes perfect sense
“I can have a little misogyny.. as a treat”
When you said “dated someone way younger than them and are pieces of shit” I knew John Mayer had to be on this list. Thank you
sarah freaking out about leo dicaprio gender swapped is my current mental state
I literally cackled at the Leo genderswap and your reaction
Edit: also female milo looked like katie holmes to me
“I can have a little misogyny as a treat”
If there’s one thing I got out of reading Wuthering Heights for school, it’s that Heathcliff could get it.
“I can’t have a little misogyny as a treat” is my new favorite quote.
when sarah realized that leonardo dicaprio as a woman looks like them PLEASE I AM IN TEARSSS
sarah and brittany are my comfort. they make my BPD and ADHD thrive.
THE PANIC I FELT AS SOON AS LEO CHANGED AND IT WAS LITERALLY JUST YOU IM LITERALLY PISSING MYSELF
About Shia “Looks like their mugshot” well it fits cause Shia has a lot of them.
I’m very disturbed by how many famous men date minors and they don’t get in trouble or even questioned… Like if a famous woman dated a 16 year old boy I bet everyone would freak out..
I fucking hate Hollywood.
started pissing when you said female wilmer looked like a us marine bc SHE DOES i didn’t have the words but you did it
“I can have a little misogyny, as a treat” —me listening to Misery Business by Paramore
“Her fingers would be so long and bony somehow they would break through my cervix” I SCREAMED
I love how we all hate Matthew Morrison but he’s never actually done anything 😂
“I could imagine this person on the US woman’s soccer team “ is EXACTLY what my sister said.
The jobs that were given to the women made me scream of laughter. Especially “this woman…is an author”
I feel like you as a man definitely judges people who don’t drink their coffee black. Like a depressed college student in 2003 that’s trying to act mysterious on his fancy laptop at a Joe Muggs cafe inside Books-A-Million, and only listens to The Fray, Coldplay, and…John Mayer lmao. You play the bass though, which is pretty cool.