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All others are FAKE!
Funny TIK TOKS!
Anybody realizes that he’s growing a mustache
Dan: “I’m sure the duck is fine…”
Me: Dan. That’s a goose. A GOOSE.
This will most likely happen in a few years:
Dan’s son: I’m hungry
Dan: My time has come.
This is the funniest vid ever also play Geometry Dash again lol
DanTDM: puts in any music
Demonetization: I’m about to end this man’s whole career
11:57 HAHA WHAT HE just YEETED of the table then tiktok dance time
When i was about 6 years old, my parents tricked me into going onto the tower of terror. I cannot remember a day where I was even more dead inside than that day.
Dan: laughs me:the vids don’t make me laugh dans laughs make me laugh
Me: Reads title
Also me: Impossible
Dan: Shout out to all the dads out there and shout out to all the mums who do both jobs at the same time.”
Who else laughed at this because it’s true. My mom does all the work and my dad just sleeps and puts a little bit of effort. To be fair he is a truck driver.
D: I’ve never been too Disney Land
The dad goose: I love my ducklings.
Also Dad Goose: Except this one ;-; *Steps on Duckling*
Dan: I don’t wanna disturb the dogs
Also Dan: falls off the table & disturbs the dogs
It’s great to see that Dan is prioritising his family over his job!
Dan: *Uploads*
Everyone: *Goes to comments*
Nobody:
Dan: *Making our day better with this video*
Dan: laughs* things got dark real quick continues to laugh*
Then: Dab police
Now: Tired dads club
Me at start: im ready for a dad jok-
Dan: hey guys!
Me: clicks on this video
My last brain cell: my time has come