tiktok!!
Today we take a pre-emptive look at the TikTok E-Boy Invasion, which I believe will be headed up by the e boys Jayden Croes and Gilmher Croes, formerly of musically and YouTube, who have recently found ridiculous popularity on the app.
Twitter/Instagram: @JamesMarriottYT (James Marriott)
TikTok: @JamesMarriott
Editors:
James Marriott
Cynic Snacks (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFKIgvMmcJtxTS9pdpCFwfg)
James is the OG e-boy
Now he’s just salty cuz he gets no rep for it
Ayeeee don’t think I’ve ever been this early. Love you James, no homo.
the only really good thing from the invasion is all the good songs
*i swear i’m not an e-boy*
When you’re so early there aren’t any funny comments
Early!! Hi James you are so funny😂💕
James AND Alex posting within 10 minutes of each other? Color me pleasantly confused
Finally James isnt beating up jojo siwa today
I was watching Shane Dawson but James Marriot is more important
When you’re so early James’s video is still monetized
“The Rib tingling Lele Pons”
~James 2019
Tik Tok is never actually going to die and at this point I’m okay with it
Things I’ve learnt from this
James has a weird piss kink
when youre so early the comments are solely when you’re so earlies
they call them stand up comedians for a reason James
“He looks more fragile then a damp twig!”
– James Marriot, 2019
James causally dropping into the convo that he’s trilingual like
what?? James is trilingual?? i had *no* idea. when has he ever mentioned that?
nobody:
nobody at all:
james: *clearly they’re dressing up as gangsters and waltzing on treadmills*
Take a shot every time James says he’s trilingual
Them: *every video making a weird face*
James: *every video mentioning hes trilingual*
No one:
Not a single soul:
E-boy: bites chain
Like if James has the most glorious eye color
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Popular opinion: James Marriott is attractive.