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0:00 the carnivore diet
6:14 a word from our sponsor
7:42 more carnivore craziness
“have your poops been suspiciously solid and healthy” Funky is a multidimensional philosopher asking questions mankind desperately needs answers for
Imagine if we put 100 vegans and 100 carnivores in a giant forest just to see who makes it out alive.
The carnivore diet genuinely feels like it’s one big inside joke that I’m not in on
as a dude studying microbiology, seeing that man eat raw brain multiple times makes me feel as if I’ll contract the prion diseases from those brains myself
What scares me is that even Hannibal Lecter seasons and actually cooks his food, and he’s a cannibal. a cannibal has more self respect than these people.💀
You should talk about the woman on tiktok that eats only fruits and sometimes vegetable in MASSIVE quantities. No meat, no seasoning. Imagine 2 whole watermelons, 20 apples, 6 oranges, 5 baked unseasoned potatoes and her motto is “Eat more and weigh less”
I’m surprised how he hasn’t gotten food poisoning yet or something even worse. It’s also pretty amusing that there’s a tier called “the lion diet” considering that lions are obligate carnivores, meaning they don’t eat vegetables purely because their bodies can’t digest it. (also kind of funny that our ancestors did in fact eat root vegetables and berries way before agriculture was a thing)
i have a pretty sensitive stomach when it comes to watch people eat and watching this (specifically the butter and placenta part) was like the most horrifying torture i’ve ever had
I am by no means a doctor but watching someone eat RAW BRAIN gives me flashbacks on the time I stayed up till 3 a.m. researching different diseases you can get by eating different types of brain
Hey, thank you so freaking much for specifically mentioning that some disabled folks will benefit from weird ass diets. I was on keto for my seizures for like four or five years, and is2fg I will never understand why someone would do that to themselves willingly if they absolutely didn’t have to.
eta: also congrats on the sponsor, we did it joe
I love how FunkyFrog makes fun of these influencers while also acknowledging that different cultures also eat raw meat and things that are considered questionable in western countrys.
Fun fact: We are wired to eat a more varied diet than this! It’s hard for many people to eat LOTS of one thing, but easier to eat the same total amount of a mixture of things (like a plate full of meat vs a full plate of meat, vegetable, carbs). It’s a similar phenomenon to the “dessert stomach”.
As a Greek person I think my ancestors start raising up from their graves the moment I saw someone eating a whole bar of butter
as a med student, i’m BEGGING people to let go of the ridiculous notion that fasting makes ur brain work better!!! because it doesn’t !!!!!
I physically can not eat a meal without vegetables. That’s honestly….grossly impressive.
If my husband ate my RAW placenta and filmed it for the INTERNET, I would immediately have him removed from the hospital and get a restraining order. 🤢
“Your ancestors conquered a quarter of the world for those spices. You better use them.”
I laughed WAY too hard. <3
im actually currently on the “too psychologically stunted to have developed an adult taste” diet where i eat chicken nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs as often as possible
I love how funky frog mocks tf out of these “influencers” while also respecting and acknowledging people who are on the carnivore diet/similar diets for medical reasons or from different ethnic/cultural backgrounds
I had a friend telling me about the trend of eating sticks of butter today, and like a media fairy, here you are with more info on a topic I wish I could wash from my thoughts 💀 Glad to have you as my comedy buffer
As someone who doesn’t tend to eat a lot of veggies, this made me want to solely eat veggies for a day
If that guy did wake up with a horses head under his pillow, I’m sure he’d appreciate the free meal. 💀
Your battle strategy description of defending the honor of white folks who do season their food was truly hiliarious. I am so glad I found your channel!!! I look forward to your videos so much!💛🧡💛🙆🏾♀️
I live in a state that produces a lot of beef and my step grandparents own a cattle ranch, so naturally my family consumes a lot of beef and other meat products (I’m also a picky eater and don’t like a lot of vegetables) but watching these full, grown, ass adults whine and shit their pants about vegetables is insane. Its also hard to watch them shove an entire unseasoned steak down their throats without any vegetables.
I don’t know if filming the little scenes comedic scenes outside your usual recording room takes a decent amount of extra work to do, but if it does, please know it pays off. This has been one of your videos I have laughed the most at, specifically cause of those outside scenes. Keep up the good work you’re doing awesome
The amount of people on the carnivore subreddit complaining about both liquid shits and constipation is enough evidence to suggest that humans do, in fact, need fiber in their diet😅
As an archaeologist who has studied neanderthal diet, which many of these people claim that they are following, it consisted mainly of plant-based patties filled with seeds, roots, nuts etc. They very rarely ate meat but when they did it was probably a lot of meat due to them hunting freaking mammoths.
As a British person I find it ironic we are basically allergic to spices yet cover food in hot mustard and horseradish sauce
Our early ancestors (before the agricultural revolution) absolutely ate plants. The majority of their diet consisted of roots, berries, fruit, seeds, nuts etc. I’m so sick and tired of these people twisting the truth to sell their lifestyle.
hearing “fiber is destroying your gut” was like a slap in the face. I can’t believe people are so stupid
My dad is on a carnivore diet because he’s diabetic. His does obviously branch out beyond meat like with vegetables but because his numbers have been fluctuating recently, he’s had to be more strict. I can’t imagine him going as far as these people.