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honestly adding all of those chemicals to water and still calling it water is like making coffee and calling it hot water
The words “birthday cake water” nauseated me so severely that I couldn’t even notice that massive, unavoidable stray hair sticking out of Kurtis’ mustache.
Kurtis and Danny’s energy is like two middle school boys at a sleepover mixing things and daring one of them to drink the concoction
Humans are 70% water right?
Imagine being on trial for cannibalism and being like : your honor, it is just water😭
kurtis and danny are very funny people on their own but when they’re together they just ascend to an even higher level of comedy genius
“He’s been doing that a lot, just saying something really mean and griddying away.” Is honestly one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard and is easily the best thing Kurtis has ever said
The inherent awkwardness and hilarity of watching two people who are used to filming alone try to film together is just so endearing.
I honestly feel like it’s human instinct to just mix a bunch of the most random shit ever together into some strange concoction, like this is basically just the drinkable version of mixing a bunch of shampoos and soaps and stuff into a cup as a child.
Is no one going to talk about how caring Danny is? This man flew from Illinois to Canada just for Kurtis’s birthday, filmed with him and drank these disgusting drinks Just For Him! Him and Kurtis deserve the world. Protect these men at all costs.
Edit: I know Danny gets some sort of benefit from this “cross promotion” and Idk if this makes me a jerk or not, but I would not fly anywhere Just For My Friend’s Birthday, so I think clout or no clout it was a sweet thing to do. Say I’m wrong all day but Danny is (practically) an angel.
i was genuinely laughing out loud the whole time danny and kurtis were taste testing, they’re so funny fr 😭😭
as someone who can’t stand flavored water, this is the video I needed 😌
*Kurtis* is the only person that can make me watch a 30 minute video on water
love how Danny and Kurtis legit seem to have similar humor/get along, not just for the videos.
When Kurtis took a sip from the mermaid drink, you could just tell, his bones were getting squishy.
as a kid my mom let me have like a tiny sip of the syrup in canned peaches. I was a dumb kid so I thought all canned things had sugary water in them; hotdogs don’t. I learned the hard way.
Kurtis calling frappuccino’s “really, really wet cake” just ruined my entire life. It’s all I’m going to be thinking about now when I’m drinking my really, really wet cake.
kurtis and danny genuinely enjoying each others company and giggling like little boys makes me so happy. they’re both hilarious and watching them have fun while doing their job is such a special thing
I used to be addicted to soda as a kid and by the time I was in middle school my mom decided that we should kick the habit. To wean myself off of soda, I used to drink flavored water and use the sugar free drink packets before I started liking actual water full time.
It’s been over 15 years since I’ve had those cravings (though I still enjoy a cold Diet Coke on occasion.) I think these drinks can be great to help kick soda addiction and to help with people with water nausea but, to claim that these “waters” are like regular drinking water is absurd. It’s just flat diet soda.
I love seeing them together! I feel like we rarely see Danny actually laugh because he doesn’t laugh at his own jokes, but he’s laughing with Kurtis ☺
that hot-dog scene was genuinely horrifying and surprisingly well-made.
I was laughing so hard at the whole bar tender spin and the taste testing my ribs were hurting
Watertok started off as a way for bariatric surgery patients sharing the recipes to get adequate hydration. Most who get bariatric surgery get water nausea. “Dehydration, electrolyte imbalance, the difference in acidity in the stomach or part of the surgery process have been suggested as reasons why plain water isn’t tolerated” then it got ruined by the “almond moms” and those deep in diet culture.
“You would assume that a group on Tiktok that refer to themselves as ‘Watertok’ love the taste, texture, simplicity, and beauty of water” The community you’re looking for there is the hydrohomies subreddit. They just talk and post memes about drinking water and it’s so funny to me. They’ve found the simple things to to celebrate in life.
Goddamn Kurtis, I need you to make more collabs with Danny and your other friends! Seeing you two bounce off each other and just giggle together made my entire week!
Danny and Kurtis’ chemistry is actually so cute to watch, they even shared that bottle of radioactive pool water with no second thoughts. Can u really say ur friends are genuine if u don’t share the brain-melting potion with them mouth-to-mouth? I don’t think so man
kurtis’ facial expressions are better than any modern horror movie stars horrified expression ive ever seen
I was seriously squirming when Kurtis put the ketchup water on top of the hot dog. It’s nightmare fuel for me 😂
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. Danny and Kurtis together is peak comedy gold
Me, *scooping up peanut butter with a pickle after eating cheese for dinner* : I’ll NEVER partake in these synthetic-flavoured trends, I CARE about what I put in my body.
I think we rarely see Danny actually laughing because he doesn’t laugh at his own jokes, but he laughs with Kurtis
I haven’t laughed this much at a video in a long time. Kurtis and Danny are just so dang funny together. Also absolutely perfect editing 👌
i have to have liquid iv every day because of a salt deficiency, and danny accidentally inhaling the dust is so absolutely relatable. i die every time i open a packet, no matter what. it’s unavoidable
i know it’s a very common thing to just write “flavoring” instead of spelling everything out in an ingredients list, but it bothers me specifically with the unicorn syrup because on their website they say it tastes like “a magical swirl of creamy frosting, tart blue raspberry, and a hint of cotton candy” and i am just so curious as to what is _actually_ in it lol, as all the other ingredients listed (that danny gave up trying to read) are just artificial sweeteners and preservatives
Kurtis and Danny have such insanely good chemistry, I’d like 20 hours of that next month
Imagine you were thirsty and asked your friend if you could have a sip of their water and they didn’t mention they had a wild soda-like drink in their bottle instead of actual water so when you went to drink you just tasted nerds juice. I would get legitimately mad
Something about Danny coming out to surprise Kurtis for his birthday, immediately saying he doesn’t want to be in the video, and then spending like half an hour fucking around with flavored water and pirouetting just really got me
Danny: *visibly negative reaction to Crystal Light*
Also Danny: *drinks almost nothing but sparkling water*
I’ll admit, the whole watertok thing got me back into flavored water. It made me realize that I basically never drank water, I only really drank pop and things like that. But I definitely don’t go overboard like the videos Kurtis was watching. I literally put a lemonade flavor packet in my huge water bottle and it makes me drink more water but I also enjoy regular water. I think there’s a line between using flavor packets to encourage yourself to drink more water versus not being able to drink water without putting a ton of artificial flavoring in it.
I love when Kurtis and Danny get together. It really shows that they are always having so much fun when they are together, and I just can’t stop laughing every second of the video. They are just so so funny.
my jaw dropped when he compared the mickey mouse silhouette to the shape of a water molecule and it matched up perfectly…
I find water tok funny cuz it reminds me that not that long ago on tiktok there was a different contreversy surrounding water. Non latinos were calling these drinks “spa waters” and it was actually just ‘agua fresca” which is a refreshing all natural drink sometimes involving fruits {yes, banana water exists too) or even nuts that latinos traditionally make. Except we use ACTUAL fruit and nuts and sometimes add a hint of sugar if needed. We also know it’s not water, it is a drink that has water as an ingredient. “Agua de sandia” or watermelon water for example, is blended pieces of watermelon that is poured into a pitcher of water and sometimes sugar is added for sweetness.
my stomach actually hurts from laughing, kurtis and danny’s energy reflect off of each other so well
Finally, as a cigarette smoker in a world of vapers I finally feel justified
I love how he made that ketchup clip black-and-white just so he could pour real water on the hotdog and excuse it for the water in a ketchup bottle
the hot dog water bit actually made me feel genuine fear
the ketchup/hot dog water skit made me so violently sick I had to push a granny down some stairs and kick at least 2 babies. thank you Kurtis
The thing that gets me about things like Watertok is how something like drinking water is somehow transformed into an entire identity and actually leads to fad-buying and overconsumption (buying 8 Stanley cups completely missing the point of a reusable cup). Like you’re free to drink flavored water it’s fine, it’s just strange to make that your only defining trait.
Just for anyone wondering, zero cal sugar is no calories because your body literally can’t digest the sugar substitute. This means that in excess it can have a laxative effect (like the zero sugar haribo gummy bears reviews if anyone knows about that), and some of these ladies are drinking like a gallon of splenda or whatever a day. I am afraid for their buttholes!
One time I was drinking juice while painting with gouache and I dunked the brush into my drinking cup by accident and it looked somewhat like the final product that Danny and Kurtis made
the most confusing part to me is that ocean water at sonic isnt made with water, its sprite mixed with “blue coconut” flavor
New rule of thumb: if the name of the syrup you’re putting in your water could also be the name of a weed strain, it’s not water anymore
When I worked at Sonic it always surprised me how much people get water with a bunch of weird shit in it. Literally had a lady order a chocolate water.
Watching the bartender spins made me laugh so hard I was crying and seeing you pretend to drink hot dog water actively made me gag. 11/10 video
Honestly, as someone who constantly struggles with staying hydration and actually uses the lemon flavor packets shown in the video to help me have more motivation to actually drink water and stay hydrated, that stuff with all those flavorings is *NOT* water at all-
you can tell they’re really good friends by how well they match their energy and how much they laugh together, that’s just so heartwarming to see
Sugar addiction is real, man. All of these people probably grew up drinking fruit juice, capri sun, kool-aid, sunny d and even just straight up soda as kids. My parents were told it was fine to let me drink as much fruit juice as I basically wanted. Sodas were only removed from vending machines in public schools when I was a freshman in high school (2009, I think?). Most of these people probably grew up drinking those things regularly and are looking for a lower-sugar replacement for that “fix.” I’m not condoning it but I understand where they’re coming from.
the hot dog water drinking gave me a visceral feeling of deep fear, kind of like realizing ur in the same room as a muderer
Kurtis throwing water on himself pretending someone else did it is dedication.
I instinctively feel the need to apologize to my bf for insisting that tea is just “flavored water”
“Because Canada has rules on what’s safe to put in our bodies” killed me 😂
Watertok is basically removing the thing that makes water water and being to stubborn to accept that it isn’t water anymore.
i worked in a remote fijian village w one of those ppl who “doesn’t like water” and i remember her passing out after walking to work because she refused to bring anything but sprite to get us across the entire island and then passed out and led to us needing to go to the chief’s house without the necessary ceremony (bc only the chief had a/c) but it created an entirely unnecessary cross cultural tension because her american ass would not properly hydrate for the climate
there would be literally nothing wrong with this if they just called it juicetok and called it juice instead of water 😐
Kurtis discovering the Stanley cup community is so funny to me. No amount of cups will ever be enough for them. My wife was recently recruited. I’m scared. But she loves her cup.
As a person who has nausea issues,sometimes water makes me nauseous but I try to resort to unsweetened tea when that’s the case. These concoctions would make me 100xs more nauseous
The pure amount of artificial coloring they’re consuming alone is concerning
So as a my 600 lb life girlie the reason this started is because of bariatric surgery. For a few weeks before surgery and at least a month after you’re on a liquid diet and have to get a certain amount of water in which gets boring and is hard if you aren’t used to not eating. So people did this. And its transformed into something horrific lmaooo